NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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