lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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