I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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