heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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