The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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