We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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