Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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