me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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