oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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