He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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