I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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