ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
