areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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