Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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