Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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