I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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