Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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