found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Randomize