Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
barbara walters just said penis...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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