I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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