I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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