Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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