Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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Name of "Chip"?
No, that was the owner's rare Amazonian parrot. He died shortly thereafter, when you grabbed him, threw him against the wall and said "aaaargh". You have been banned from that bar, by the way.
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