I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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