out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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