Kiss
Puke
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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