Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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