I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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