the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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