real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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