You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
the raccoons are back...
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