Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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