can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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