she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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