We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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