He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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