i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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