We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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