Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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