i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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