...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
seriously i just wanna be friends
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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