Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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