is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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