We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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