marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
with your own penis?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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