her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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