Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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