i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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