apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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