I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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