I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
smell my finger.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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