So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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