Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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